Things I do when the Husband is out of town:

1. Watch bad made-for-TV disaster movies
2. Eat radishes for lunch
3. Spoil the dog with too many treats
4. Sleep with a light on
5. Spoon his pillow
6. Talk to the cats
7. Organize random stuff
8. Write boring software reviews
9. Simultaneously use facial masks and deep hair conditioning treatments
10. Lush bubble baths
11. Drink Bailey's in the tub
12. Stay up reading til 3 a.m.
13. Sleep late
14. Eat the last of the strawberries
15. Take the dog for ridiculously long walks while engrossed in audiobooks
16. Go fantasy yarn shopping on the internet
17. Go fantasy Lush shopping on the internet
18. Check the caller ID obsessively in case he called while I was out walking the dog
19. Worry
20. Miss him like crazy.  Come home soon.